BLOODY NEW DROP — OUT NOW
THE BIFF IS HERE!
Get ya fat arse off the couch, crack a tinnie and get amongst it, ya grub — the drop's live and it's a bloody disaster in the best way. Grab yours before the soft buggers snap 'em all up.
NEW DROP INCOMING, YA MUPPETS
GET AMONGST IT OR PISS OFF
BUNDY & THE BIFF
STRAYA & AOTEAROA'S FINEST DRONGOS
DON'T BE A SOFT COCK, GET IN QUICK
FRESH OFF THE PRESS
IT'S OUT OF THE BLOODY SHED, YA MONGRELS
Have a squiz at the gear we've just chucked out the back. Wallet at the ready, cobber — this lot's live and beggin' to be grabbed.
OUT NOW, GRAB IT
THE JERSEY (SMELLS LIKE VICTORY & STALE BEER)
Loud enough to sledge the ref from the cheap seats, tough enough to survive the after-match carnage.
OUT NOW, GRAB IT
THE TINNIE KOOZIE (KEEPS YA PISS COLD)
Keeps ya coldie colder than the ex's heart. Warm beer's a bloody crime, cobber.
OUT NOW, GRAB IT
THE CREST TEE (WEAR IT WITH ZERO SHAME)
Slap the badge on and cop the glory. No shame, no regrets, just banter.
No sneaky links, no rip-off resellers — the real deal's live right here, ya legend. Grab it before it's gone.
STRAIGHT FROM THE SHED
THE BOYS ARE RUNNING THEIR MOUTHS
The boys have got opinions. Loud, filthy ones. Here's what the terraces are yellin' after a few too many.
Wore it to the club, got barred, worth every bloody cent.
DAVO
Bundaberg QLD
The missus reckons it's ugly as. The missus can get rooted.
SHAZZA
Palmerston North NZ
10/10 would get absolutely biffed again.
ROWDY
Newcastle NSW
Real fans, real filth — no paid reviews, just the boys runnin' their mouths after a skinful.
THE STORY SO FAR
WHO THE BLOODY HELL ARE BUNDY & THE BIFF?
We're not some fancy sports label wanked up by a marketing team. We're the pisshead at the club who reckons he could've gone pro after his fourth jug and a dart out the back. Bundy & the Biff makes gear for the drongos who play like champions and celebrate like it's a bloody wake — proudly repping the finest pub-footy piss-ups across NZ and Australia, egos and all.
MADE FOR THE SHED
PROUDLY FULL-NOISE OCKER
ZERO FRAGILE EGOS, MATE